The story sounds so weird that you have to read it. And if you also read where in Canada the giant penis floats…
Photographer Kenneth J. Pretty managed to take a shot that could not be more ironic. He photographed an iceberg off the coast of Canada that looks like a giant penis. With all the trimmings – what belongs in a Schniedel.
Harbor Grace Iceberg Taken Today April 27th, 2023Posted by Ken Pretty on Thursday April 27th, 2023
And in your opinion, what is the name of the place off which the cold phallus swims? Vancouver? No. Toronto? Neither. His name is. dildos. Seriously. Dildo is a small town in Canada, at the far east of the country, in Newfoundland.
Nearly 1,500 people live in the fishing village – and as befits a Canadian beach town, there’s also Dildo Island, the city-owned island, directly off the coast. It’s actually pretty quiet there, a lot of people don’t even know the place really exists.
With Ken Pretty’s discovery, that could change – it’s quite possible that hordes of penis tourists are now invading and wanting to take a selfie with “their” iceberg. However, tourists should hurry – summer is slowly coming to Newfoundland too. And the huge symbol of fertility will surely soon become a heap of misery.
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